Holy Mackerel!

Which major league team has the HOTTEST FANS?

The 2008 baseball season just kicked off, and everyone has questions. Will the Yankees or Red Sox prevail in the next chapter of the age-old rivalry? Will the Cubs’ pitchers stay healthy and lead Chicago to the promised land in year 100 of the curse? What will happen to Barry Bonds?

Of course, all of those questions are stupid when compared to this one: Which team has the hottest fans? Using many highly-scientific methods, we measured the attractiveness of each MLB fan base and, with the help of some groundbreaking new technology, determined which fans’ good looks really pushed their club to the next level. So yeah, we basically scanned the Internet for pictures of hot chicks in baseball shirts.

HEY, HEY!







...drawing courtesy Cubby-Blue.com

Peanut Gallery - Cubs v. Astros 4/08

(Dave Gerard with his nephew, Will Gerard - Cubs WIN!)

During BP before the Cubs' 9-7 win over the 'Stros Houston pitcher Geoff Geary not only would not toss a ball into the bleachers, he was also shouting (indecipherable) back at the fans.

When Geary balked Fukudome to third in the seventh we were shouting at Carlos Lee (who also taunted the crowd - and vice-versa - between every inning until he misplayed Fukudome's double) "He STILL won't throw the ball!" and Will (pictured - you may have also seen him when Soto tripled as the ball hit the wall right below him) pointed out, "You practice like you play!"



NOTE: Derek Lee is currently on pace to hit 81 home runs while Albert Pujols is on pace to hit zero.