June 27, 2008

Let's Get Joe Morgan's Thoughts...

Dear Joe Morgan,


I was hoping you could give us your thoughts on how taking on the herculean task of managing a Class-A ball club - that is, riding around all Summer on a crummy bus with the only real reward being the satisfaction of having the opportunity to impart some baseball wisdom upon a bunch or kids with little more than some raw talent and a dream - will add to the legacy belonging to the Hall of Famer - and greatest second basement of his generation - Ryne Sandberg.

Best,

Don

P.S. Keep up the fine work.









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June 23, 2008

What happened to LGA?!?



I miss LGA! Is he still alive? Have we checked all the fast food establishments in the greater Houston or Chicago area?

If you see or hear from him.....please....please feed him some fried twinkies or cheesburgers. Let's all help to get him back on track.

June 11, 2008

Head in the Ivy had to say something


He had to say it. Best record in Ball, Best Era and a great season. Then I got this call. "We have been injury free for the most part"............It's like talking to a pitcher who has a No No going. Nobody knocked on wood.....and I don't mean Kerry.
I am superstitious. I do the same thing before each game, after each bat and NEVER speak of Ill toward one of our own. I realize was just making an observation, but when those words were spoke.....I almost reached through the phone like in the cartoons).
Well, we have outfielders who can absolutely play better defensively, however the bat will be missed. And as Rocky once said "It's not how hard you get hit, it's how hard you get hit and still keep moving forward".....or something like that.
Pujols is out......darn.
One complaint registered by MLB is that games will now take longer as the automatic 0-2 count to Soriano will be gone for at least 6 weeks.

June 10, 2008

Rebirth of the Tool

Kudos to Ken Griffey Jr. on his induction into the 600 club.

Despite a rash of injuries—he’s played more than 140 games just twice this decade—numerous recent campaigns of Austin Kearnsian production, and defensible press musings about whether he’s just been hanging around long enough to limp past the hallowed 600-dinger mark, the Kid is legit. The only time his name has been mentioned in the steroids snafu was when Barry Bonds allegedly (yeah, right) told Griffey of his plans to start doping up in the late-1990s.

Junior has always been juice free, making him possibly the last bona fide member of the 600-homer club we’ll ever see other than ARod (steroid accusations pending) and maybe Manny (who, in the interest of “being Manny,” will probably hit 599 and then vanish like DB Cooper).

The Kid’s cleanliness also means that we’re in for some heavy-duty lionizing of him by the media. They’ll fall all over themselves lauding him for being everything Bonds, Sosa, and Big Mac were not, conveniently forgetting that despite his jaunty nicknames, Griffey has always been lukewarm to the fans, indifferent to his teammates, and surly with the press. As always in sports, big, round numbers, honestly attained, tend to make the jackassery fade.

Luc Hatlestad

June 6, 2008

Holy Mackerel!



Which major league team has the HOTTEST FANS?

The 2008 baseball season just kicked off, and everyone has questions. Will the Yankees or Red Sox prevail in the next chapter of the age-old rivalry? Will the Cubs’ pitchers stay healthy and lead Chicago to the promised land in year 100 of the curse? What will happen to Barry Bonds?


Of course, all of those questions are stupid when compared to this one: Which team has the hottest fans? Using many highly-scientific methods, we measured the attractiveness of each MLB fan base and, with the help of some groundbreaking new technology, determined which fans’ good looks really pushed their club to the next level. So yeah, we basically scanned the Internet for pictures of hot chicks in baseball shirts.



HEY, HEY!







...drawing courtesy Cubby-Blue.com